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Jan. 30th, 2010

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

Mars Rovers

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/xkcd_rss/173016.html

I teared up. WTF is wrong with me?
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Jan. 27th, 2010

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Writing

At some point in time, I became convinced that all you really need in order to write a good story is the right notebook and the right location to work. This belief is so strong, that it has become extremely difficult for me to write when these conditions aren't met. I obsess endlessly over the notebooks I choose, making sure they are the right size and paper type. I waste so much time ambling the city, looking for new spaces in which to test my creativity. I obsess endlessly about what I put on the first page.

Right now I want a notebook with a roughly eight inch spine, hardcover, lined paper. Black. Undecorated. Not Moleskine. And I want a place I've never been to, where I don't know anyone. I'm such a long term creature of habit though that these mystery environs seem non-existent to me now, but really I'm not trying hard enough. A part of me wants a place with extreme emotional memory, but part of me is afraid of wallowing in those feelings.

More than anything though, I just want to write something. I want this miasma of emotion that's been eating away at me for years to spill out onto a page and stay there. In February, I am going to complete the first draft of 'How am I not Myself?'. My sanity depends on it.

Jan. 23rd, 2010

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(no subject)

Think I may have finally figured out why I'm so stuck on this issue. Adam reminds me of Phil only without my best friend's cunt gaping between us. Oh man. I'm such an idiot sometimes. How hilarious.

Jan. 10th, 2010

[music] records are way better than boys

Trailing Thoughts of 2009

Today, I finished my year end recap. As those who've been with me a while know, I like to take stock of my life at then end of the year. Normally I write some piece about it but this year, that just didn't seem appropriate. Instead, what I've done is make a mixtape. It is a double album that tracks my emotions throughout the past year in the face of the relationships that tangled up the empty space in my brain.

Disc One - Alone in an Empty House (January to June)

Nada Surf - Blankest Year
Elastica - Waking Up
ZOX - Ghostown
Velvet Underground - Rock & Roll
Girls - Lust for Life
Tom Waits - How's It Going to End
Pixies - Hey
Black Keys - Girl is on My Mind
Jenn Grant - Don't Worry Baby
Modest Mouse - Heart Cooks Brain
Billy Bragg - A Lover Sings
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Some Constellations
Robert Pete Williams - You're My All Night Steady
Janis Joplin - Women is Losers
Conor Oberst & the Mystic Valley Band - Difference is Time
Go Sailor - Last Year
Ani Difranco - If He Tries Anything

Disc Two - The Misdemeanors, Misadventures and Other Minor Offenses of Captain Fantastic and the Trailing Thought (July to December)

Fake Shark-Real Zombie! - MTWTF
Buzzcocks - What Do I Get?
Junior Major - Lack Lustre
Weakerthans - Aside
Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's Alright
Jolie Holland - Roll My Blues
Robert Johnson - Sweet Home Chicago
Deadboy & the Elephantmen - Evil Friend
The XX - Heart Skipped a Beat
Dead Man's Bones - Pa Pa Power
Regina Spektor - Us
Arctic Monkeys - Dangerous Animals
Epsilons - Cecilia (for those interested, this track is the source of my burlesque name)
Black Flag - Wound Up
Hot Hot Heat - Have a Good Sleep
Cake - Mexico
Joel Plaskett - Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'

Alternatively, my year is summed up in this image: )

Side note, my favourite albums this year were:
Quadruple Dare - Vancouver Mutilation by FSRZ, Junior Major, Adjective and the Good News
Outer South by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band
Dead Man's Bones by Dead Man's Bones

Dec. 23rd, 2009

[music] records are way better than boys

(no subject)

I greatly enjoy this fellow.

He dances all crazy-like with Erika and I at shows. It is a good time. He also makes very good musics and you should listen to him.

Dec. 17th, 2009

[music] records are way better than boys

(no subject)

I've spent a lot of time listening to my local fab four lately and I've made a discovery that I find hilarious. 'Lack Lustre' by Junior Major is the perfect account of my failed affair. "tearing up my heart feels so familiar / oh I get my fill but I still feel let down, oh you get your fill but you still feel nothing / tearing off my dress feels so familiar / oh there may be lust but it doesn't get me, oh there is no us but I keep forgetting"

Too funny. Thankfully, I've remembered this lately. It feels good to have a clear view of things.

Dec. 10th, 2009

[stock] I am a bird

(no subject)

Dear self,

In the future, always remember: What would David Bowie do? And if that doesn't convince you, then ask yourself what Debbie Harry would do.

Yours,
Me

Dec. 8th, 2009

[stock] Postcards

Writing

I found this on the first page of my first notebook from the term. It is for How Am I Not Myself?

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Once upon a time, it rained and I walked out, face to the sky and eyes wet. Rain transforms the world. Sidewalks become obstacles, dirt becomes mud, colours darken and shift. Everything is weighed down and waterlogged, my clothes included. I blame the water in my shoes for the heaviness of my step.

Under these tall trees, sinister with their leaky roof, cold drops surprise the back of my neck and trap me in the echoes of their fall. I feel like I am somewhere else entirely, but I couldn't tell you where. Maybe I'm just really here but really here in more than the one sense. It's me and some other me walking together, in the same but not the same places.

Look how she runs ahead, her hair damp and curling as her shoes splash mud from the puddles. I wonder where she's going. Why is she here tonight, so sympathetic but so unconcerned?
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Dec. 7th, 2009

[stock] I am a bird

(no subject)

Pisces Horoscope for week of December 3, 2009

White dwarfs are small and extremely dense stars. They're typically no bigger than the Earth but as heavy as the sun. You currently have a resemblance to one of those concentrated balls of pure intensity. I have rarely seen you offering so much bang for the buck. You are as flavorful as chocolate mousse, as piercing as the scent of eucalyptus, as lustrous as a fireworks display on a moonless night. Personally, I'm quite attracted to your saucy and zesty emanations, and I think most people with strong egos will be. But some underachievers with lower self-esteem may regard you as being more like astringent medicine. My advice: Gravitate toward those who like you to be powerful.

This is interesting to me because I had a conversation on Friday with someone that ran along the same lines. Neat-o...

So, school's almost done for the term. I wrote two finals today (four essays) and have my third and last final tomorrow (one essay). After that...I go stir crazy. I've got some reading, writing and art projects so hopefully I won't lose my mind entirely. Plus, I've got my Erika to keep me company.

Current favoured slang: cool story, bro *thumbs up*

Also, Erika and I are on the internets! That was taken on Friday at the Astoria. We went to see the WZRDZ and the Good News. I kind of like that if you airbrushed out my bra strap, you wouldn't be able to tell if I was a man or a woman and would probably assume man due to my shaved head.

Nov. 29th, 2009

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Salt Water

Today, I wrote a short story companion piece to Pistons; specifically to the bath scene that opens the novel.

It clocks in at roughly 1,500 words and is partially inspired by 'anyone lived in a pretty how town' by e e cummings. Specifically, this part:

"noone loved [anyone] more by more/[...]anyone's any was all to her"

I recommend listening to The XX while reading.

Salt Water )

Nov. 23rd, 2009

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(no subject)

I just want to say that I'm lonely. Why do I feel like I'm not allowed to?

Nov. 16th, 2009

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

And this one time, at band camp...

  • 02:18 Burlesque is fun. #
  • 03:36 @jaysteruk good! I got a great response and a shot for my solo! Someone cat-called "you're breaking my heart, Cecilia!" and it made my night #
  • 13:18 @HappyBatsCinema Win. #
  • 13:19 @SStang66 ohhh...I didn't know it rolled like that. #
  • 13:23 Sundays are for writing essays with mochas warming your belly and the rain beating agaist your coffee haunt windows. #
  • 13:40 @captnfantastic the ability to sink into the consciousness of others and subsequently understand their thoughts/feelings completely. #
  • 14:23 My pen died :'( yfrog.com/9dvzhj #
  • 14:42 Starvation essay plan completed! Just need to go type and print it for class tomorrow. High fives to me. #
  • 14:43 @smilinstanlee <3333333333333 #
  • 15:26 @hahawhaty it must be watched Kel. Good times will result, I promise. #
  • 16:53 Essay plan typed, printed and ready for the morning. Next to-do item: Night Train essay, due Thursday. I feel really on top of things. #
  • 17:19 'Sun in an Empty Room' always gets me in just the right place along my ribs. I guess I'm a sucker for the loneliness of human interaction. #
  • 17:47 I just noticed that my base emotional state has become quietly content. I don't think I've felt like this since I was a child. Neat. #
  • 17:51 Ahaha, my biological dad is like "had you given me more details, I'd have come to your show!" Kinda why I DIDN'T give them. Awkward, much? #
  • 17:58 @malloreigh that's rough. Good luck with the new one! #
  • 18:33 ...I kinda miss laundromats. Is that as bizarre as I think it is? They're just so...still and patient. I like them. #
  • 18:53 @kevvy mental. This one time, Erika and I hacked our friend Kel's account and freaked her right out. It was hilarious good times. #
  • 18:54 @neilhimself Bowie and pie = max awesome. #
  • 19:59 @foldinhalf aww, darlin'. Starvation is a bad thing, especially the accidental kind. #
  • 20:23 @captnfantastic such dicks. I'm going to quit and probably make a scene. #
  • 20:26 @captnfantastic that sounds so dirty. Say it again. #
  • 22:00 @skinnyghost I hate those little bastards. #
  • 22:35 @shockozulu have I mentionned lately that I love your Twitter feed? It is awesome. #
  • 23:34 @kevvy one of the girls did her act to one of their tracks last night! #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 15th, 2009

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And this one time, at band camp...

  • 01:23 Movie nights with Tony are made of the most awesome of good times. #
  • 10:45 Swampy's garden is the raddest garden ever. yfrog.com/3mp8ij #
  • 10:46 @daniml7 it is just a matter of time, kiddo <3 #
  • 10:46 I love JJ Bean. Also, the things I would do for a butter tart... #
  • 11:09 Would anyone like to be mischievous towards apartment complexes with me one day? I have some tricks to play, but they're only fun with pals. #
  • 11:14 When I think about it, I am acquainted with a slew of amazing people. Must add becoming better friends with them to my to-do list. #
  • 11:29 I think Duncan in Atwood's 'the Edible Woman' may be my new favourite fictional character. He is hilarious. #
  • 11:46 Dear Internet, out of all the fictional characters you've encountered, which do you identify with the most? #
  • 11:47 (For me, it is Lenore Beadsman from David Foster Wallace's 'The Broom of the System') #
  • 11:55 @GreatDismal mark Twain was a pretty rad dude. I particularly love how he used slang and dialect. #
  • 13:13 Skin, why must you be so blotchy today of all days? :( #
  • 13:59 @captnfantastic that blows, dude. #
  • 14:22 ...maybe eating was a bad idea. Kinda feel like I'm going to throw up now. Oops. #
  • 14:35 OMG ONION RINGS *dies of delicious, delicious deep-fried happiness* #
  • 14:43 @Lynn_H_I >_> sorry...I didn't! For what that's worth. It has all settled happily. #
  • 15:04 @Lynn_H_I thanks! It's just nerves really. I've got a burlesque performance tonight. #
  • 15:07 I am easily entertained. yfrog.com/emzwqj #
  • 15:25 I'm getting better at this. yfrog.com/7hfn6j #
  • 15:26 @skinnyghost poor dear :/ #
  • 15:31 @skinnyghost *kicks your day in the shin* #
  • 16:10 @skinnyghost good plan. I hope you feel better. #
  • 17:19 Dear Vancouver, come out to the Becoming Burlesque Graduation Recital tonight at the Red Room! Doors at 8, show at 9, $15 <3 #
  • 17:26 I feel like a firecracker watching it's wick slowly burn up. The anticipation of the explosion is driving me CRAZY! #
  • 19:57 @skinnyghost battle fiercely because I look like an authentic 20s pinup and you want to see it. #
  • 20:08 @hahawhaty I willsend you photos of the makeup. It is rad. #
  • 20:23 @HappyBatsCinema terrific choice. #
  • 22:29 @skinnyghost <33333333 #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 14th, 2009

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

And this one time, at band camp...

  • 10:38 @kevvy What! That's cheating. #
  • 10:38 @runycat AWESOME. #
  • 10:47 Things I love include: being finished with the first of six major events this month; @fakeshark for being awesome and supportive. #
  • 10:59 @hahawhaty Was it Erika? I bet it was. #
  • 13:28 @HappyBatsCinema good times, for sure. #
  • 13:59 @foldinhalf aww, my poor love *cuddles* #
  • 15:11 @malloreigh you're officially my favourite person today. #
  • 16:41 Just finished repacking my costumes and triple checking the contents against my list. 25hrs and counting. I am not scared; repeat; repeat. #
  • 17:01 @foldinhalf <3333 I will remind myself that I need to look good for you, seeing as I will send you the video. #
  • 18:18 @SudokuBear hurray!!!! #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 13th, 2009

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

And this one time, at band camp...

  • 07:58 I am starting today with success. I've managed presentable '20s fingercurls on my own. yfrog.com/e6gqbsj #
  • 07:58 @skinnyghost nooooooo!!!! #
  • 07:58 @andrewfergusson I am crying. #
  • 08:36 @profanitize nooooooo!!!! #
  • 08:36 @skinnyghost try 'devastating'... #
  • 10:57 My poetry for a penpal...Reading Anne Sexton and feeling lonely. There is no Bukowski in this book of Great American writers. #
  • 11:07 Today's motto: No time for infinity, you need to piece together a theory. #
  • 13:27 @malloreigh not alone, don't worry. #
  • 16:57 I think I've finally got the group number down. Famous last words? I guess we'll find out on Saturday. #
  • 18:22 Yay! New stockings! Now to solve my torn shirt issue... #
  • 18:22 @malloreigh don't do it! #
  • 20:18 @SudokuBear send them to me so I can eat them! #
  • 20:19 @HappyBatsCinema double awesome! #
  • 20:19 @foldinhalf oh that Tony! #
  • 21:18 @SudokuBear yay!!! Cookies!!! #
  • 22:16 @kevvy <3333333333333333 #
  • 23:05 @HappyBatsCinema soooooo good! Even his band is pretty rad. Ryan Gosling wins at life. #
  • 23:25 @ThatKevinSmith I did my part. I can't believe he's real on the internet! #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 12th, 2009

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

And this one time, at band camp...

  • 00:06 @kevvy lame. #
  • 00:08 @skinnyghost or president Reagan! Or...a straightedge DC punk! Or someone from Dazed & Confused! #
  • 00:16 This is a hat. Isn't it amazing? yfrog.com/05253twj #
  • 00:17 @skinnyghost or! The cute nice guy in Revenge of the Nerds! Or someone from fast times at ridgemont high! Or a tv cop! #
  • 00:21 I know this makes me a terrible person, but damn I love crunchy cheetos. #
  • 09:37 @foldinhalf no Batman band- aids?! What fuckery is this? #
  • 10:00 @captnfantastic OMG YAY!!!! #
  • 10:14 Stupid holiday closing the library...Stupid need of Internet for group project...Sigh. To the Grind. At least it has mochas. #
  • 10:26 One of my life's dreams is complete. I'm on posters around the city. I'm so happy I could cry. yfrog.com/2jrwkzj #
  • 10:27 @foldinhalf I AM AS WELL, BUT IS IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT WILL BE OPEN ALL DAY. #
  • 10:50 @SStang66 I've already got one pinned on my wall, but I'd be happy to send you one! PM me your mailing address. #
  • 11:05 @GreatDismal Yuuuummmm...The Three Lions Cafe at Broadway and Ontario here in Vancouver has a pretty rad trad English breakfast. #
  • 11:07 @andrewfergusson mmmm hot dogs... #
  • 11:21 @GreatDismal A friend of mine has a full breakfast around a stack of pancakes tattooed on his hand. Breakfast is SRS BSNS. #
  • 11:27 ....Why is it so hard for people to understand that I -like- school, including the assignments I have to do for class. #
  • 11:31 @hahawhaty I'm getting the "well...are you passing?" (I have an A average) and "Oh, at least it is almost over" to term paper month. #
  • 11:31 @hahawhaty It's just...a touch insulting, to be frank. I'm PAYING to be here, of course I want to be and am doing well. #
  • 12:25 ...I have not done any work yet today. Damnit. #
  • 12:45 “L’amour c’est être stupide ensemble” - Paul Valery. I like this definition. (trans: Love is being stupid together) #
  • 13:43 Note to self: things we lost in the flood, theme. Also, Bruce Springsteen is a bad idea when your heart feels like bruised overripe fruit. #
  • 14:16 Pondering perfection. Making mixtapes. Neglecting homework. Need to focus... #
  • 14:18 Aha! I finally figured out a name for this tape: The One-Sided Affair. #
  • 14:25 @runycat ...Did I make that? It sounds like one I made in July. #
  • 14:26 @impossiblecool James Dean, How fast do you want to go? #
  • 16:34 @captnfantastic your makeup matches! sweet. #
  • 17:10 @SStang66 hence, a private message. #
  • 17:12 RAWR! I AM GOING TO PUNCH THIS DOUCHEBAG ENGLISH PROJECT PARTNER IN THE FUCKING FACE. HIS ATTITUDE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. #
  • 17:43 @AmberGCS I hate group projects for exactly this reason. At least I'm done with him by 1030am Friday morning. Counting the minutes... #
  • 18:15 @foldinhalf mmm cannibalism #
  • 18:15 @captnfantastic black coffee #
  • 18:23 This mug pleases me greatly. It always reminds me of the last time I saw him. He drank tea the whole time yfrog.com/3dd0opj #
  • 18:24 @captnfantastic conceptually they're the same. Staring at the wall, only able to focus on how their lover isn't there. #
  • 18:31 *blasts Billy Bragg demos, alternate versions and similar rarities with love and relish* #
  • 18:31 @runycat awesome. I'm glad you downloaded and liked it. #
  • 19:35 @runycat aw, shucks. I'm kicking more around. I'll send them your way. Also, YOU ARE AMAZING and have stoked me for the next Bleach. #
  • 19:36 @captnfantastic so much love, but not quite as much as backstage underage. #
  • 19:49 @captnfantastic that's a bright eyes song! #
  • 21:18 @captnfantastic if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine, anyway. #
  • 21:24 Want you to work me, baby. Lord, how it make me feel-! Only three sleeps left. I am not scared. Won't you do me? Baby, I will do you too... #
  • 21:29 @captnfantastic the more I listen to it, the more I realize just how 'me' it really is. #
  • 21:34 @neilhimself this cracked me up pretty fiercely. #
  • 22:37 Can't find my copy of 'Love is a Dog from Hell'. Can't stop crying. First time I've cried for a lost book. I hope I lent it out and forgot. #
  • 23:51 @captnfantastic Sweet. What stellar mods. #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 11th, 2009

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And this one time, at band camp...

  • 07:52 Been feeling weird lately. Like some foreign animal has taken up residence in my gut. I'm not sure why. #
  • 08:24 I think my mood is suspended. I decided to wear suspenders in effort to anchor it. #
  • 08:53 Hey Langara students, the bookstore is giving away Happy Planet immunity booster drinks. You know you need the vitamins as much as I do. #
  • 09:17 @ChrisTheShrink more like an alien. #
  • 09:17 @skinnyghost gross. #
  • 09:33 Still stuck on noone's love for anyone. Damn you, e e cummings! I need my brain for other things right now. Also: the moon reflected the sun #
  • 10:10 @ScottXC I've read the Guide and really liked it. I'm just bogged down with school reading. I'll probably zip through it next month. #
  • 10:18 I don't think I'll ever be able to listen Jenny Owen Youngs' version of 'Hot in Herre' to death. It is just too hilarious/awesome. #
  • 10:21 Bleach readers: just me,or is the art a lot cleaner this chapter?Also, how badass are Kenpachi and Unohana?Also, Ichigo gonna lose his eyes? #
  • 10:22 @skinnyghost I thought it might be. I figured, it's an idea and you seem to be looking for those so I thought I'd share. #
  • 10:36 @runycat The importance is stressed so much that I'm wondering if it is foreshadowing a circumstance that forces him to cut them out... #
  • 10:36 @runycat I'm sure they're going to try other things, but I got a very sinister feeling. #
  • 10:42 @runycat I think it would stellar to the max. If Kubo went with it, it would make him shonen manga king of maximum badassery. #
  • 10:46 "Maps don't have beginnings, just edges." #qotd #
  • 10:57 @runycat Was he killed off? I thought he was still going strong. This thing moves so slow that I lose track! #
  • 10:57 @runycat I hope they explain WHY Tousen is blind. Maybe it is something really cool. #
  • 10:58 @captnfantastic hahahaha he would still have his eyebrows! They'd get the point. #
  • 11:01 @captnfantastic AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH, KON. He's such a bitch. I love it. #
  • 12:21 @bluey037 I snagged that from Diamond Grill by Fred Wah. #
  • 12:50 @HappyBatsCinema Valley Girl is where it's at. #
  • 13:29 @foldinhalf YES, I AM VERY GLAD. But that's usually how it is when you send me stuff. #
  • 13:30 @bluey037 I thought it was pretty neat, too. #
  • 15:55 Breakfast sadnwiches from frozen offend me. #
  • 15:57 If anyone ever sees a box of Count Chocula somewhere, please tell me. #
  • 17:18 YAY! Ghassan is going to do my makeup on Sarurday! #
  • 17:46 Does anyone want to donate to the Get-Janna-Hole-Free-Stockings-For-Her-Show fund? I need $20... #
  • 21:09 @skinnyghost is Han solo too obvious? #
  • 23:38 @kevvy the Barbarian? #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 10th, 2009

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

And this one time, at band camp...

  • 00:31 When did sleep become this difficult? #
  • 01:44 ...what kind of a dude texts you for no reason at 2am. He lives in Oregon, which rules out desires for makeouts. #
  • 01:48 @captnfantastic he's just so funny. #
  • 01:51 He is apparently taking a breather from tattooing his friends. Oh, THIS GUY. He is just too funny. #
  • 01:51 @captnfantastic home tattooing. #
  • 01:55 @captnfantastic he said he'd send me pics. I'm kind of curious, not gonna lie. #
  • 02:12 Alright sleep, fuck you too. *gives up and goes back to doing homework* #
  • 02:13 @captnfantastic you'd have liked him. #
  • 07:32 @runycat I'll email them to you when I'm on my laptop. It is kind of like that. The stripes are badass. #
  • 07:34 @skinnyghost they are most frustrating. Wound up with about 4hrs of light sleep in the end. #
  • 10:42 @captnfantastic wtf is that? #
  • 10:50 @captnfantastic sounds like Sin City. #
  • 10:59 @captnfantastic Well, that too. But if that's what you want, go to the Sin City party. They're monthly, I think, at club 23. #
  • 11:19 @yodaism ...I'm sorry, Yoda. You're right. I'll work on my perspective. #
  • 12:19 @skinnyghost ooh, that's amazing. #
  • 12:28 @skinnyghost I really like it, and, looking out the window, agree with your assessment. Even the cloud layers look like the static. #
  • 14:31 Things that are awesome: remembering you have a peanut butter sandwich in your backpack. I am v happy. #
  • 15:03 @malloreigh pb sandwiches are the only hookup I've got for guests these days, but if you're into it, we should get together for some. #
  • 15:04 @patrickstiff high fives to that. #
  • 15:36 Pourquoi es-ce-que je n'ecoute pas Edith Piaf plus souvent? Elle est magnifique. #
  • 17:02 @HappyBatsCinema does the timing match up? #
  • 17:09 This kinda made my day, not gonna lie. It's the heart eyes that really get me. yfrog.com/159zmwj #
  • 17:48 @HappyBatsCinema well, I guess I know what my next movie experiment will be. I want to check this match out. #
  • 18:03 @profanitize lmfao #
  • 19:05 Got thinking about the Hulk, which made me think of Marvel Zombies, which made me think 'Aww, Hulk's man broke! :(' So funny. #
  • 19:21 J'aimerais bien ca être in loup-garou quand j'ai grandis. Ca cerais bien interessant. (Je suis entrain de perdre mon francais :'( ) #
  • 20:13 @ScottXC I've had it for about two years, it is on my shelf, but I've only read the first 20 pages or so. #
  • 21:06 I am making pasties. I feel very crafty. #
  • 21:12 @hahawhaty why sad face? #
  • 21:43 @HappyBatsCinema the kind you stock on your nipples. I'm going to wear them at my burlesque show on Saturday! #
  • 21:43 @hahawhaty FAIR. I can understand. #
  • 22:44 Arts and crafts with Cecilia Lace! yfrog.com/04v2sj #
  • 22:45 @hahawhaty I wish I had pastries... #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 9th, 2009

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And this one time, at band camp...

  • 00:07 Ahaha, 'Your Touch' by the Black Keys and 'You're a Wolf' by Sea Wolf were both in Zombieland. I am most pleased and entertained. #
  • 10:44 Sunday coffee: espresso vodka, kahluha, almond milk. Guess what I rediscovered in my fridge and freezer this morning. #
  • 11:34 @FakeShark ...do I want to know? #
  • 13:31 @HappyBatsCinema Your shop wins at awesome. That is all. #
  • 15:01 "Greater love hath no man than him who lays down his life for a better handjob." #qotd #
  • 17:16 WTF ice stalagmite? Awesome. yfrog.com/ek8dfj #
  • 17:25 @hahawhaty what's the number? I'll text them. Oh! I'll text them what they text you and totally freak them out. #
  • 17:27 I dream of eating breakfast sandwiches and getting reply tweets from @shockozulu. They are savoury (ha?) dreams. #
  • 18:02 @hahawhaty NOOOOO!!!! #
  • 18:08 @hahawhaty that's a bull plan. If they do, tell us. And we'll initiate The Plan. #
  • 18:10 A typical Sunday night on Miranda. Just dyed @captnfantastic blue and pink. yfrog.com/04wbkoj #
  • 18:15 Mmmm, freshly buzzed head. Scalp molesters are most welcome to swing by for head-sex <3 #
  • 18:21 N.B. Pink hair dye can and will seep through your clothes. Choose your undergarments more wisely than me. yfrog.com/13ugemj #
  • 20:13 @runycat duly noted. Thanks! I wasn't dying mine, just Erika's. Her 'hawk is blue and pink now! #
  • 21:19 @runycat oh, IT IS. She posted photos in her feed, @captnfantastic. #
  • 21:32 Reading Dahl's 'The Witches' and imagining reading it out loud to my kids. WTF imagination? You're freaking me out. #
  • 22:32 Oh, Woody Guthrie <3 #
  • 22:36 See also: Billy Bragg <3 It must be a river 'cause it swept me away... #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

Nov. 8th, 2009

[stock] Kicked in the Shins

And this one time, at band camp...

  • 01:10 Rereading Night Train, essay text dissection. This is the greatest book I've read since The Stranger, back in August. So fucking good. #
  • 07:55 Dreamed about a letter folded into origami and made into a mobile that hung from a lightbulb socket. Also of strong wind and torn lettuce. #
  • 10:12 In June, I still had to squeeze a bit to make the birds on the belt match with the buckle...sigh. yfrog.com/0lmvzcj #
  • 11:06 @kevvy have a Zach Morris clunker phone, huh? #
  • 11:08 Calhoun's, why does your coffee suck? There is no excuse for this kind of fuckery from a 24hr joint that charges $4.63 for a large mocha. #
  • 13:04 Today's obsessive thought: Noone loved Anyone. I'm heading to the library to write a short story/novel plan. #
  • 13:31 Dear internets, please tell me everything you know about turning dirty salt water into drinking water. #
  • 13:44 Note to self: bullet wound blowback. #
  • 15:07 @shockozulu Sweet, dude. I have always wanted to go to Germany. #
  • 15:16 Sigourney Weaver will be an amazing Mike Hoolihan. I'm seriously stoked for this movie adaptation. #
  • 21:03 One day, it would be nice if a boy made me a mixtape and put 'The New One' by the Hot IQs on it, if only for the line about dumb jokes. #
  • 22:01 @ChrisTheShrink this would also be acceptable. #
  • 22:42 ...why is every movie due to come out about warewolves or the apocalypse? WTF world. #
  • 22:43 @shockozulu just saw a 2012 preview. I'm pretty stoked. #
Faithfully transcribed by the tuba player at LoudTwitter.

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